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Hey everyone… Hope your enjoying a great week…. lately i have noticed… just as you all probably have, that the news coming out is bleak and horrible… as one who sees the glass half full I decided to take a lighter look at the art world today… so many times we get stuck in deep and impending doom that we really forget to laugh… I think I have read somewhere that a daily belly laugh is the ultimate in a healthy lifestyle… I can’t agree more… for me laughter is a core necessity for my creative lifestyle.  Nothing can get me “unstuck” like a great laugh.  Seriously at the end of the day is all the stress and negative feelings really worth it?… nope not even close…. so enjoy a great laugh this week… if your struggling for a good one I have included some dumb and funny jokes to get you on your way…. Have a great week everyone… talk to you soon ………peace ……………….james You just might be an artist if….

  • You were more concerned about the color of your car than the fuel consumption.
  • The highlights in your hair are from your palette and not Clairol.
  • You are having lunch with some friends and the fragrance you wear is eau d’linseed oil.
  • The only piece of new furniture you have in your home is a $2000 easel.
  • You butter your toast with your fingers, just to feel its texture.
  • You are over 50 and still have no health insurance.
  • You know what shade of green the lichen on the trees is.
  • You can’t find any clothes for your date because everything has paint smears on.
  • Your date ends up with paint smears on her/him.
  • You’re late for the date because you suddenly knew exactly what that detail of your latest painting needed and just had to fix it while it was fresh in your mind.
  • When viewing a sunset, you think in terms of cadmium yellow (light hue), salmon and gold, a tinted teal mixed with gold for the water….”
  • There are Prussian blue fingerprints on your phone.
  • You clean your brushes in your coffee.
  • You have watercolor swatches on cardboard in your pocket.
  • You do judge a book by its cover.
  • You draw your letters instead of write them.
  • You like to get plastered and paint the town red.
  • You know that art does not match your sofa.
  • If dust bunnies are part of your mixed media.
  • You buy expensive brushes, and have nothing to do your hair with.
  • You get a feeling of calmness from holding and stroking the bristles of your clean paintbrushes.
  • You know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
  • You know more than 28 colors.

My personal top 10…. #10 Why was the artist afraid he might go to jail? Because he’d been framed!

#9 Which barnyard animal is a famous painter? Vincent van Goat! (or Pablo Pigcaso!)

#8 What did the artist say when he finally finished his Bas carving? What a relief!

#7 What did the artist say to the dentist? Matisse hurt!

#6 What did the artist draw before he went to bed? The curtains!

#5 How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.

#4 How do Japanese artists bid farewell? Cyan-nara!

#3 What do you get if you cross a painter with a boxer? Muhammad Dali!

#2 Haiku about getting out of bed: no no no no no, no no no no no no no, no no no no no.

#1 Why did the artist cross the road? To see the other side

Iconic Americana

Hey Everyone…

Here is my latest… 20 x 24 framed… Oil and collage… titled the “iconic americana” ..its the second in my series of my Americana paintings…..hope you all enjoy.. I’ll have another one out shortly peace ………james

Iconic Americana

Get your Kicks on Route 66

Hey Everyone…

Hope your enjoying a great week… I was online the last couple of days and noticed that there wasn’t much going on in the art world… funny enough I was reading the NY Times and the art section stated basically the same thing…. all is quiet and nothing new to report… I guess its the early dole drums of and very hot summer ahead of us, or a holiday hangover…lol….  Well I’ve been in the studio woking diligently on finalizing the last of a commission piece.  Should have it done and ready for your viewing next week…  Just finished up my second piece in my Americana Series… frequently I head down route 66 on my motorcycle and really enjoy the history and nostalgia… I find peace traveling down the road… as well as a great way to re- energize my batteries… so much history…. sadly it appears that slowly our history is deteriorating … love to see a national movement to see the is amazing road revitalized…. With all the move to technology and all things new,  there is a strength and wisdom in our history and our past……..and it needs to be preserved…. have a great week everyone… talk to you soon

………peace

………….james

recent photos from a drive down Historic Route 66

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the overlook

Hey everyone..

Here is my latest… 20 x 24 framed… oil and gold leaf… titled the “overlook”   ..hope you all enjoy.. I’ll have another one out shortly peace ………james the overlook

time for some ZZZzzz’s

Hey everyone…

Hope all is well and your enjoying a great week…. Someone asked me the other day about about how I fit time to paint in my busy schedule.. it got me thinking about how I manage and what others might be doing as well and how they balanced the art/professional life.

Sleeping habits are very variable throughout our population – for some people, it is a simple balance and straightforward schedule, for others, strange hours and odd sleeping rituals are perfect. Though doctors have generally agreed that it is a healthy habit to get eight hours of sleep each night, many physicians and sleep experts emphasize that each and every body has different needs based on physical composition, diet, healthy or unhealthy habits, daily workload, and emotional or stressful triggers. Some people thrive on extra hours of sleep, claiming that it gives them more energy, while others note that it makes them sluggish and often increases the symptoms of being tired. There are many famous people of our past and present who have relied on their odd sleeping patterns for success – Imagine having absolutely no sleeping schedule – only resting when your body completely shut down against your own will, and resisting long periods of sleep in order to work around the clock. Most of us would agree that this would make us go insane – but for some of our greatest inventors of the past, it only contributed to their insane amounts of creativity.  Thomas Edison, the light bulb inventor, was infamous for falling asleep with his eyes still open. While in his office during the midnight hours, he would end up sleeping on his worktable instead of going home to get proper rest, and would awake as soon as possible in order to continue working. Elias Howe, the inventor of the modern sewing machine, claimed to have invented the proper needle-threading machinery through his intensive dreams during his odd sleeping schedule. Perhaps the oddest inventor sleep cycle was that of Leonardo da Vinci – who would sleep only 20 minutes at a time, napping just ever three hours in order to stay refreshed throughout the whole day and night.

Ernest Hemingway took a very strange approach to sleep – like many of his artistic and creative contemporaries, he would stay awake for days without sleeping, finally resting for an entire twenty-four hours of sleep or more before beginning the cycle again.  Edgar Allen Poe and Sigmund Freud were also known to follow these patterns, stimulated in particular by drugs like cocaine and opium and strong drinks like absinthe that made their waking hours far more psychedelic than a typical night of dreaming.  Salvador Dali, the famous surrealist painter, tried to wake himself up just as he began to dream in order to remember those fantasies and incorporate them into his work.   According to legend, he claimed to be fully refreshed by a very odd, brief kind of nap. The story goes that he would put a metal pan on the floor, and doze off in his chair, holding a metal spoon above the pan. When he fell asleep, he would drop the spoon, and then wake up an instant later, when the spoon hit the pan with a clatter.  A modern-day example, consider the amazing singer Mariah Carey, who has had a very strange sleeping pattern throughout her life that was dictated in part by her industry.  For years, she operated nocturnally, sleeping during the daylight hours and waking up in the evening to record all night. Now with her children, her sleep patterns have become more normalized to their schedules, but she prefers recording in the night hours.

In contrast with many of the celebrities mentioned above, many famous people have struggled to get as much sleep as possible to help their success. Rene Descartes stayed in bed as long as possible each day in order to write his philosophical texts – often eating a breakfast in bed at midday and staying in pajamas for the rest of his waking hours, writing from the comfort of his cot.  Albert Einstein loved his sleep: he claimed to need at least ten hours of sleep each night in order to function properly during the day, and he reported that he couldn’t think properly without sleep.

Benjamin Franklin, a true American patriot and Renaissance man, had trouble sleeping through the night. He, like many who face insomnia, could only sleep for a few hours before waking up in the middle of the night. He tried to cure this odd habit with a ritual: he would sleep for one half of the night with his head at the top of the bed, and then after he woke up a few hours later, he would turn his body so that his head was at the base of his mattress. Perhaps the changed position gave his body extra support and comforted his back and neck, or perhaps it was just a ritual that helped to calm his anxieties about sleeping.  Imagine if Benjamin Franklin had been able to search for a proper mattress online to comfort him when he woke up from his slumber.
Throwing myself in the mix,  I usually work in spurts which can last for a month at a time… During these creative episodes I usually sleep from 6 pm to about 10 pm.. then I grab some dinner and hit the studio until about 4 am … followed by a quick hour nap and then off to my other life…

Throughout history, we’ve certainly noticed many strange sleeping habits of individuals – and the fascination with sleep and dreams lives on. The moral of the story seems to be that we should find what works best for us – and make sure we find the right mattress and bed that support our bodies during our restful moments. Perhaps it is strange that these celebrities rested in abnormal ways throughout their lives and still managed to be successful – others believe that these odd sleeping patterns are in fact what have pushed these people towards fame and fortune.

Well if its a unusual sleep pattern that determines success… I am well on my way….lol…. have a great week everyone… take care

peace….

…………..james

I found a  graph of what normal sleep cycle should be… love to get there someday…lol.. talk to you soon

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